This is an amazing article from some editorial page -
There are so many unfair things about life. One of them is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough; it takes up a lot of your time; a whole lifetime. In the end, it doesn't matter, what do you get in return? A Death...!
What if the life cycle was all backwards. You were to die first, start out dead; get the death out of the way, wake up in an old-age home, feeling better each day, get kicked out out for being too healthy; Go collect your pension, then start working. Get a gold watch on your first day. Work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
Become a teenager, drink alcohol, enjoy parties; are generally promiscuous(Hey, you've only got a few years left, what's the big deal), and then, eventually get ready for high school. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play; you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby... the last step. You spend your last nine months floating peacefully with all the protection, care and luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters every day. and then.....finally finish off as an orgasm !!!
